I'd been found in many a bathtub,|
I'd been found in many a place,
I'd been thrown out of many a window,
But my aim was to go ito space!
I dreamt about it every night,
Then one day my dream came true,
I found myself on a space flight,
Hanging on to one of the crew.
The my troubles began in truth,
Top was bottom, and bottom was top,
My web wouldn't spin; I was flung to the roof,
But now my ambition was for it to stop.
We turned around to head back home,
We plummetted down in our flying machine.
I woke up floating in bubble bath foam,
Oh, thank goodness, it was only a dream.
6th December, 1991