Spud, the Space-Mad Spider


I'd been found in many a bathtub,
I'd been found in many a place,
I'd been thrown out of many a window,
But my aim was to go ito space!

I dreamt about it every night,
Then one day my dream came true,
I found myself on a space flight,
Hanging on to one of the crew.

The my troubles began in truth,
Top was bottom, and bottom was top,
My web wouldn't spin; I was flung to the roof,
But now my ambition was for it to stop.

We turned around to head back home,
We plummetted down in our flying machine.
I woke up floating in bubble bath foam,
Oh, thank goodness, it was only a dream.

6th December, 1991


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Last updated: 15 September, 1999